idol".
the last stage".
going to know that there is scratch on the nose?", the gentleman asked.
I know it ".
The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether someone
appreciates it or not.
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So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.
In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.
So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?"
Kid said, "No, mummy beats me."
So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then?
Kid said, "No, papa beats me."
Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......
And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......
Any guesses????? ???
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Come on I know you can make it......
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Ok here goes the answer.
The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they
NEVER BEAT ANYBODY !! NOT EVEN BANGLADESH
Hoo ha India ....!!!! ;)))))))))))))))))
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Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it.
Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening?
Mukesh Thakur: GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because of background noice.
Mukesh Thakur: (not alive)
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