Bommarillu Dialogues in Software Context (Hilarious)

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In his meeting with his Project Leader after a long time, Siddhu explodes
Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu, nenu
kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....

Sir asks what did you lost ???

Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee COMPANY ki ochhinappudu naa deggara emundo,
velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- Programming skills.
Chinna chinna skills kuda kolipoyanu Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee team cheta goppa project cheyinchali, R&D work
cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo meeru
thelusukooru.

Then Sir tells that he thinks 1000 times before giving any work !!!

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu client requirements satisfy ayyaya ani alochisthaare
tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku telusu,
kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu- naaku
thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina problem
unte team lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru. Naatho
maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga undandi Sir.

Then Sir tells that he is the one who usually tells to be friendly

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte
jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Language meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani adi
work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince
chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani
anipistundi.

USE CASES cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope LLD ki
marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey Balu...., sample program cheyyamantaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo CODING STANDARDS follow avvu.... COMMENTS rayyi.....FUNCTIONS
RAYATAM try cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir
program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte...
Complie kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka,
narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela choopinchaalo
kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju Swagat meeda kooda arichesaanu.
Daanitho Swagat naatho matladatham manesaadu. Asalu nenendhuku ala
unnano
Swagat ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela telustundi Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. BUGS FIX cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir.
Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa UI DESIGNING....PROGRAMMING. evemi work
out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali. kaani
edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa project
spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani
mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, year ending lo entra naa project ani chooste
andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu
kooda alage untanu.

Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo
cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please.

Source: Internet Forward