Wednesday, July 11, 2007

(Fun) "potentially and reality"



Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between
"potentially and reality"?

Dad : I will show you ,Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my
fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!
I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,

"
potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars,
but in "reality" we are living with 2 prs-ti-tu-tes and 1 gay!

Source: Internet forward


(Fun) Less Known Facts - about Bill Gates.....don't miss the last one

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND,
that's
about US$20 Million a DAY
and
US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops a thousand dollars, he won't even
bother to pick it up
bcoz during the 4 seconds he picks it, he
would've already earned it back.

3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion dollars,
if Bill Gates were to
pay the debt by himself;
he will finish it in less then 10 years.

4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but
still be left with US$ 5 Million for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US.
If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income
i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as
rich as Bill Gates is now.

6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the
37th richest country on earth.

7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can
make a road from the earth to moon, 14 times back and forth.

But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and
use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the
money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that
he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million
per day to finish all his money before he goes to heaven.

Last but not the least : The Best One !!

9. If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every
Time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows,
Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years

Source: Internet forward