Global Warming

1. SeaIce in Retreat - about Arctic Sea
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http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2007/10/01/science/20071002_ARCTIC_GRAPHIC.html#tab5

(Fun) Letter to Bill Gates of Micorsoft

This letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprizing that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided "My Recent Documents". When you will provide "My Past Documents"?

10. You provide "My Network Places". For God shake please do not provide "My Secret Places". I do not want to let my wife know whre I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta


Source: Internet Forward

(Fun) The barber - Guess what he finds !

There was a good old barber in Bangalore.



One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.



After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service.


Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money.



The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......


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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of Forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


Source: Internet Forward

(Information) Self Management

Self Management


You are responsible for everything that happens in your life. Learn to accept total responsibility for yourself. If you do not manage yourself, then you are letting others have control of your Life. These tips will help "you" manage "you."

Here is a list of things that help you in self management and which will in turn lead you to the path of success: -

-) Look at every new opportunity as an exciting and new-life experience.

-) Be a professional who exhibits self-confidence and self-assurance in your potential to complete any task.

-) Agree with yourself in advance that you will have a good attitude toward the upcoming task.

-) Frequently ask, "Is what I am doing right now moving me toward my goals?"

-) Do it right the first time and you will not have to take time later to fix it.

-) Accept responsibility for your job successes and failures. Do not look for a scapegoat.

-) Do not view things you do as a "job." View all activities as a challenge.

-) Use your subconscious mind by telling it to do what you do want. Instead of telling yourself, "I can't do that very well," say, "I can do this very well."-) Give yourself points for completing tasks on your "to-do" list in priority order. When you reach 10 points, reward yourself.

-) Practice your personal beliefs. It may be helpful each morning to take 15 minutes to gather your thoughts and say a prayer.

-) Make a commitment to show someone a specific accomplishment on a certain date. The added urgency will help you feel motivated to have it done.

-) Practice self-determination, wanting to do it for yourself.

-) Believe that you can be what you want to be.

-) Never criticize yourself as having a weakness. There is no such thing. You are only talking about a present undeveloped skill or part of yourself that if you so chose, you can change. You do not have any weakness, only untapped potential.

-) Be pleasant all the time-no matter what the situation.

-) Challenge yourself to do things differently than you have in the past. It provides new ideas and keeps you interested.

-) Talk to yourself. A self-talk using positive affirmation is something that is common among all great achievers. They convince themselves that they can accomplish their goals.

-) Create your own "motivation board" by putting up notes of things you need to do on a bulletin board or special wall space. It is an easily visible way to see what you need to work on. When an item is done, remove the note. Also keep your goals listed and pictured on your board.

-) Stay interested in what you are doing. Keep looking for what is interesting in your work. Change your perspective and look at it as someone outside your job would,

-) Establish personal incentives and rewards to help maintain your own high enthusiasm and performance level.

Source: Internet Forward

(Fun) Moral

A Man to God

Man:"Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"

God replies:"Tataastu magane" {so it be, my son}

and made him a bus conductor of BMTC ladies special bus!

moral: be specific........

Source: Internet Forward

(Balayya Fun) Pluto Veerudu

In this universe relatively many things happen with out our notice. The Planet Pluto is running loose and is heading towards New York City. While we got involved in our daily activities there comes one man, Balayya, to save the earth from this collateral damage. The story is about how our Balayya figures out the hard truth and hurdles he came across while trying to save the Earth. Can he save us all? Read on to figure it out or run to theatres near you.

Source: Vimarsakulu.com

(Vajrotsava Vedukalu) Verbal fight for 'Living Legend' / Celebrity - Mess by Mohan Babu

The fight for Industry status continues one more time. On 75 Year celebrations of Telugu Industry, Mohan Babu yet another time justifies why he is not a legend and why he will not accept both the 'Living Legend' and the Celebrity award, indirectly targeting Chiranjeevi.

Source: Vimarsakulu.com

(Just Fun) balli gaadi interview on the sets of 'okka mogaadu'

A recent 'encounter' with Bali Krishna on the sets of Okka Magadu:

Reporter: Hello balakrishna garu, bagunnara?

Mental balayya: bagoka povadam anedhi maa vamsam lone ledhu

Reporter: enti sir, mood baledhaa?

Mental balayya: natana anedhi maa raktham lone undhi

Reporter: mee next film enti?

Mental balayya: maa naanna garu goppa natulu. prapancha record srustincharu

Reporter: Maharadhi flop ayindani feel avutunnara?

Mental balayya: dabbu naaku avasaram ledhu. naa daggara chaala dabbu undhi

Reporter: sir, manam kastha mee cinemala gurinchi maataldukundhama?

Source: Vimarsakulu.com

(Just Fun) Balayya with Tom Hanks

Our own balayya is traveling in a flight from LA to India. He happens to sit next to none other than Tom Hanks, but our great balayya does not even know tom hanks. Here goes the conversation –

Tom Hanks: Hi
Balayya: hey hey…. Hello.. where are you goinguuu ??

Tom Hanks: I am traveling to India. I heard a lot about that country, people say that there are lot of beautiful locations and relinquishing food…
Balayya: hey hey… and cinemas also….

Tom hanks: yeah yeah.. that’s right. I heard about that too !! by the way, what’s your name and what do you do?

Source: Vimarsakulu.com

(Information) A small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........

If
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%


L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%


(None of them makes 100%)

Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!

Leadership? ...... NO!!!!


Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..


A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%


Source: Internet forward

(Fun) T20 Interview (HOW INDIA WON THE CUP)

Mast interview... .........


Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between
Shastri and winning caption Dhoni
This Is Ultimate


In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to
you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have
produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you
to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great
teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind
this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't played in
the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he
could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs
from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to
prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final... he
is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni. . I am getting confusion"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness
test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing
team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its
better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to
Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much
respect to the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts.. .. "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in
the Group matches if they decided to play in the series... thank god they
opted out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single
mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake
has costed the game and won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great
Twenty-20 world cup..

Source: Internet Forward