Saturday, June 14, 2008

(Fun) Modern names for Companies

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS : INFerior Offline SYStems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggers Assosciation and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go
16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & LackLusture
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. PCL : Poor Computers Ltd
20. SPARC : Simply Poor And Redundant Computer! s
21. SUN : Surely Useless Novelties
22. CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After a Year
23. TUL : Troubles Un Limited
24. CTS : Coff! ee, Tea and Snacks
25. ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
26. TI : Tactless Idiots
27. BPL : Below Poverty Line
28. HP : Hungry people

Source: Internet Forward

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